Quote Originally Posted by Limecat View Post
Better idea: Have a secret version of Sastasha HM that only happens on like a 1 in 256 chance. In that version, the cavern has been turned into a club. There would be colibri mobs called Painted Whoribri, that are wearing way too much blush and eye shadow and have a crude set of lips drawn onto the end of their beaks with lipstick, while wearing fishnets/garters that are fitted on their wings instead of their legs. There would be giant crabs holding onto poles and swinging around through the air on them, and the barnacles that let out bubbles would be flashing neon colors while a slight techno thread weaved into the background of the dungeon music. Exploding a bubble makes everything act like Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy.
I'm curious, what's the loot in this special version?