Succinct Story Line summary?

[CGMidlander]

*Spoilers in a thread asking for spoilers*

From what I understand of the story...

Starting from after you kill Ifrit:

-Wooa u so strongk! join the scions to be an errand boy fight evil! and a grand company too!
-dem sylphs got issues. go do errand boy and politics stuffs
-sylph leader is kidnapped and in toto-rak. go halp
-hooray u halped! sylphs happy and give you lightning crystal
-little ala mhigo got issues. go do errand boy and politics stuffs
-little ala mhigo dun liek u
-go halp some ala mhigans in quarrymill so u can halp little ala mhigans
-hooray little ala mhigans liek u
-sum bad stuff happening around fallgourd
-go do some errand boy stuff and go to haukke manor 'cuz butler is wimp
-ohnoz titan is probably a problem
-gotta lern how to defeat titan from company of heroes
[errand boy nonsense & a dungeon later]
-hooray go kill titan
-hooray killed titan
-ohnoz livia killed most scions and some are missing
-go bury ded scions
-hooray cid remembers stuff and he has airship in coerthas
-go to coerthas and do errand boy politics stuffs & kill a dragon to get to airship
-do some errand boy stuff and get corrupted crystal to shield airship
-go smack garuda 'cause primals r bad
-smacked garuda but saw ultima wepon
-ultima wepon probably a problem, so gotta do sumting about it
-jack a magitek armor
-get sum paper thin disguises and rescue missing scions from castrum centri
-go smack ritalin sas arvina
-go to camp bluefrog and do some errand boy stuffs, then go to castrum meridianum
-smack livia
-smack nero
-smack gaius van ballser
-smack ultima wepon
-defeat hardes boss in gaem, lahabrea
-hooray u winner
-is peaceful now, sorta
-oh but scions are in bad location cuz girl scouts won't stop trying to sell them cookies. gotta move location and be independent of their money grubbing scehems
-go find ascilia's minfilia's mum cuz she got emotional baggage
-hay, the scouter has detected a power level
-ish probably a primal. go smack it
-smack moggle mog & friends
-hooray scions in mor donuts now
-some ppl from doma appeard on a ship
-try to halp them move to uldah
-uldah nut being a bro, so go halp domans move to mor donuts
-oh leviathan probably goin to be a problem
-go get sum corrupted crystals & duct tape two ships together and beat leviathan
-hooray leviathan ded & domans in mor donuts workin for rowena
-remember the sylphs? dey has primal too, ramuh
-ramuh's a coo' guy but he primal so we gotta kill him
-blah blah judgment, blah blah u strong enough to defend eorzea
-blah blah crystal braves formed
-so about dem crystal braves... they think there's a traitor in uldah
-it's probably raubahn's chick, so go follow her
-it's raubahn's chick, go smack her
-hooray, but dem crazy dragon guys in coerthas are probably a problem
-as it turns out, dey workin for iceheart, who is shiva, who is a primal, who is probably a problem
-oh and new chick moenbryda's got some sorta aether battery she wants to use to blow up ascians
-smack shiva
-hay guis, y'know that huge dead dragon in mor donuts' lake? it's probably not as dead as u think. go check it out
-rawwr thou hast forgotten the face of thy master, i ur master nao, says the sorta dead dragon *removes hydaelyn's feeble blessing*
-sorta dead dragon now follows u around as reborn minion
-remember dat aether battery thing? yeah moenbryda's doin some research in north thanalan and thinks it might werk
-ascian with sideburns appears, pwns moenbryda, and says that now u dun have hydaelyn's feeble blessing, so ascians can go into ur house
-and mr sideburns wants to steal louisoix's stick! go stahp him!
-so u go there and watch moebryda get owned again (krillin style), minfilia won't let go of stick, so sideburns takes her along with the stick
-go into convenient portal left behind by sideburns guy to stahp him
-u defeat him and use the aether battery thingie to kill sideburns guy, 'cept moenbryda needed to do the whole heroic sacrifice thing
-boo hoo moenbryda is ded, but we can kill ascians nao