Lag is the One True God!!!

[Amenian]

Woe to the unbelievers spouting their heresy! Primals are naught but children to my god! When your healer fails in a duty, who is to blame? Lag! When your tank misses that stun, who is to blame? Lag! When your dragoon fails to get out of that AoE, who is to blame? Ok...that's the dragoon. But still! These primal pretenders have no power, for 'tis Lag that defeats their enemies for them!

[Tauu]

But WTFast is lag's god.

Source: personal experience

[Amenian]

But WTFast is lag's god.

Source: personal experience

WTFast tried and failed to assist me against Lag! Thus have I become Lag's most devout follower!

[radioactive_lego]

Lag of lamb is delicious. NAT type: 2 sauce is a nice have tho.

[Sensual]

ALL HAIL OUR TRUE GOD LAGIUS MAXIMUS

[Amenian]

Hail to Lag!

[Fenral]

Jin. Chi. Ten. KATON!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Lag's reach is infinite, and His whims are beyond man's ken.

[NinjaTaru72]

In Soviet Russia, you lag primals.


=D..... No?


Well either way Alexander doesn't need lag to destroy you.

Lag likes to sneak in and try to claim credit on kills when he's really just that kid that camps the corners, and sneaks out to get the last hit on the enemy stealing your kill.

[AlexionSkylark]

Oh, Lag, my lord and saviour, Why hast thou denied me a chance on slaying the mighty stone monster Titan?

[Amenian]

In Soviet Russia, you lag primals.


=D..... No?


Well either way Alexander doesn't need lag to destroy you.

Lag likes to sneak in and try to claim credit on kills when he's really just that kid that camps the corners, and sneaks out to get the last hit on the enemy stealing your kill.

Your blasphemy shall be punished! REPENT! For the end is n..........i.........g........h.......!