Illuminati in Eorzea!

[ObeiKinstar]

"Though the origin theories are many, all are agreed that, at some point in time, a fraternity of goblin scholars calling themselves the Illuminati acquired the secrets of materia."
-Lodestone


Is there no end to what the Illuminati will wrap it's fingers around, now they will be pulling the strings that have a hold of us all.

[Xmbei]

Durn those snobby Gobbies! They need to be taught a lesson! Would be cool if there is a future quest/dungeon to hunt down and take care of the Illuminati Gobbies... I personally think it would be fun and partially comedic.

[Stockapotapoulos]

Durn those snobby Gobbies! They need to be taught a lesson! Would be cool if there is a future quest/dungeon to hunt down and take care of the Illuminati Gobbies... I personally think it would be fun and partially comedic.

You hunt goblins? You and me are gonna have problems.

(Kidding, of course.)

[Sypherblade]

Ya i got a good laugh when i saw "Illuminati"

They apparently control the US government....guess it only makes sense they got their hand in FFXIV too! lol

"the Illuminati created emo bands as a trap for young boys to cut off circulation to their balls preventing them from having children and stoping the 'stupid' gene from passing onto yet another generation"
- a friend

[Gramul]

Oh the Illuminati are harmless and kind.
You should really trust them more.

They only know what's best for you.

[Zaireeka2025]

Great, so now I'll be worried about conspiracies going on around me in-game as well?!

[Rubicon]

Saw this. So I watched Zeitgeist again.

OBEY. OBEY. OBEY.

[Reinheart]

Saw this. So I watched Zeitgeist again.

OBEY. OBEY. OBEY.

LOL I guess we got some conspiracy nuts who knows these stuff in this forum after all
...so all this FFXIV problem was really an inside job huh

[Defmetal]

I thought Bilderberg and the Trilateral Commission were in behind materia

[Koga]

i loled so hard when i saw this