Favorite FFXIV Pickup lines

[tocsin]

Hey guys, list your favorite pickup lines related to FFXIV!

mine has been "Are you a loot drop? because I rolled need on your (high-quality)(miq'ote)(rear)!"

[Bluevann]

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

[Miste]

I have multiple characters, and well there is this one player on my server that seems to really like female character designs, or just how I design mine? I'm not sure exactly because I do not know him and he does not know that those are my alts, but he will send tells to my characters randomly if he sees one and says things like "your so cute, be my waifu! <3" or "wow, so cute <3 "

He's sent a tell like this to my main, and 4 of my alts now lol so that is 5 characters total. Again, he has no idea it is me, no similar names or even really similar looks, nor do I actually know him outside of his random tells lol.

[Jellyfish]

I do not think the OP knows what true RP is. Hmph! May the swift light of Mother Hydaelyn cleave your lies in twain, and show forth your true ignorance and duplicity!

[Atmora]

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

It's ERP bbg

[tocsin]

How does that have to do with RP at all..? That sounds more like cyber <.<

Hey, ERP is still RP, even if it is a little off-putting to more sensitive souls.

I have a friend that runs an in-game bar, and I sometimes sit in there crafting and serving food as a waiter, and I hear pickup lines like the one I posted all the time.

if it makes y'all feel better, though, ill remove the RP word from the OP post.

BTW, another one I have heard is:

"Ma'am, would you happen to be a BRD? You seem to be plucking the strings to my heart."

I do not think the OP knows what true RP is. Hmph! May the swift light of Mother Hydaelyn cleave your lies in twain, and show forth your true ignorance and duplicity!

pfft, old Eorzean speech is SO 4th umbral era. We speak real Eorzean now.

[Lovescake]

"Are you a miqo'te?" says it all for me

[Its_Elodie]

Non ff but just as tacky:

On Lamia the pick up line I've heard the most on female chars is "Damn girl, I'd hit it but I wouldn't want to dent it." Classy chars on my server, for sure.

[Mindylou]

don't be desperate lol

/backsawayslowly

[Waffilicious]

Girl are you titan? because you landslide me off my feet.