Quote Originally Posted by Tuggwenn View Post
SEE Agent Chris: Hello and thank you for contacting SQUARE ENIX Customer Support. Just a few moments while I review your question, please.
You: sounds good
SEE Agent Chris: Hello, I understand you are stuck on a loading screen when trying to access the game.
You: Yes but that isnt the real issue
SEE Agent Chris: We are aware of the issue and are currently investigating. What else can i help you with?
You: My dishes please, and will i have time to shower..i havent done it in weeks. And how much time to you think ill have to get some house work done?
SEE Agent Chris: We are Currently not aware of a time for this fix, but you can check the Lodestone for updates.
You: Thanks! im finally going to shave, you guys are great!
SEE Agent Chris: thanks for that, and be sure to let everyone know on your post that this is an entirely made up conversation out of your own amusement because your tired of listening to everyone complain, also if you could assure them we have much better shit to do then listen to them whine, as if we arent hard at work trying to fix it already.
You: will do! Party on Chris!
SEE Agent Chris: Party on Tugg, its my lunch break, see ya!
Get those jimmies rustled