Quote Originally Posted by Chocobits View Post
I call troll. Nobody really makes banal threads solely dedicated to pointing out that QQ exists because people want instant gratification.

As a fellow troll, I would like to take a moment to critique your work.

First of all, you give examples that are too specific and hold some element of truth. By definition a troll point is essentially self-contained, because it CAN not provide supporting evidence.

Secondly, you purposefully use the term "job", knowing that it sets the FFXIV trolls into a club-pounding raage. There's no excuse for terminology mishaps on Al Gore's forums! This is the correct use of trolling but you don't apply it often enough.

Third, you derail yourself several times. You should choose 1 facet of the game which gets QQ'd over often, provide an overly cynical outlook on the situation, claim or imply that you speak for a large portion of the community, and reference facts that may not exist or apply to your argument whatsoever.

If you must include more than 1 point of contention in your attempt to troll, clearly separate your thoughts with transition sentences such as "lollerskates" or "roflcopter".

And finally, you lack anger young one. For this thread to be successful in this format, you should be apparently seething with raage so as to draw the largest crowd of hater haters.

You have much to learn but I am looking forward to your future works.
haha thank you for the laugh, making the time pass by here nicely 50 more min to kill,