Wish corruption

[Miakisu]

This is a thread just to have fun. Keep it clean and don't be too much of a jerk

How this works is that the poster above you will make a wish. You then corrupt a wish, then make your own wish so that it goes on.

Ex. "I wish they'd put in the Viera race" followed by another poster writing "The Viera will all turn into Viangaa at night, I wish T9 were easier" etc.

For my wish, I wish we could get Lalafell field goal kicking

(Who's game?)

[SomeRandomHuman]

Granted, but the you were banned for reasons that remain obvious.


I wish the hunts crashed, burned, and never came back.

[HakuroDK]

Granted, but then they make it so you can only get allied seals from GC Leves.

I wish I could find a solid DPS job that I can actually have fun with.

[WellFooled]

I wish I could find a solid DPS job that I can actually have fun with.

Granted, but that job is Mascot.



I wish FFXIV included some more interesting stats.

[sarehptar]

I wish FFXIV included some more interesting stats.

Granted, but the new stats weren't balanced and now no one wants your main class in their static anymore.

I wish there would be no more fetch quests in new patch content.

[Joeking]

I wish there would be no more fetch quests in new patch content.

Granted, They are replaced with kill x monster in x fate that spawn once every 3+ hours.

I wish Materia becomes a monster drops.

[Eul]

Granted, They are replaced with kill x monster in x fate that spawn once every 3+ hours.

I wish Materia becomes a monster drops.

Granted, but only elemental materia will drop.

I wish male Highlander have eyebrows.

[Wobble]

Granted, but they are now all crew cuts.

I wish I could put more things in my small house.

[AdamFyi]

I wish I could put more things in my small house.

Wish granted. The item cap on small houses has been increased by one.

I wish that the Atma books weren't so tedious.

[tocsin]

I wish that the Atma books weren't so tedious.

Granted, they now only require one run of savage second coil.

I wish I had a kawaii suogi desu Lalafell boyfriend!

Granted, but he is actually the age that he looks!

I wish high level crafting was not near-completely RNG based.