A. Some chicks dig dudes in dresses, your wife is not all women.

B. No ones saying to put dudes in skirts, just give us equally sexy outfits.

C. If you're so uncomfortable with yourself that you think playing a male character that appeals to you is gay, you need to grow up a little. Most of us probably incorporate elements of who we WANT to be in our characters, making yourself sexy for that reason does not make a man gay. And if it does, who cares. Gay people exist, they won't hurt you, I promise.