The greatest lolwut moments on a duty

[LalaRu]

I'll start with: Bard me, bard other, he spam aoe on a single mob and asks me to play TP song. lolwuuut

[Altijacek]

Lol that's great. One time in Dzemael Darkhold I had to tank, kite, DPS...and HEAL myself. Only two DPS since tank Healer died. Boss at 1/5 HP. I tanked a little, kited a little, DPS a little, then lb. I had to use my second wind, bloodbath (saved my life), and life surge. Barely made it. The other DPS was bard, it was pretty funny though as it seemed so helpless.

[Freyar]

Had to clear HM with One Tank, One DPS since the healer DC'd/quit right at the start and the other DD ragequit.

Got a replacement DD and managed to clear to the last boss.. and thankfully a healer joined us in progress at the last 5 minutes.

[Merle]

Is a classic, but...

WP, our tank examines everyone (not great average party ilvl), he ignored us and started to run claiming all mobs without giving time to our whm to cast protect, stoneskin, etc.



"Here we go..."

2 days ago i joined Brayflox HM as tank, our dps were both melee (ok, no "big aoes", so we'll go cautious). All went fine until after the first boss. At that point i though "mmm, the healer is first timer, so if i take all the goblins, both melees won't have enough tp to kill every mob and probably we will be killed. I'll take 2 groups only". So i did... and the Monk decided to pull all the mobs. They did aoes for a few seconds, then they ran out tp, the healer couldn't handle it and we died. A few seconds later the monk said "sorry, i don't have enough tp to do aoes"

[Sunah]

Tank left on our cutters cry before everyone could finish watching the CS. Tanked it from start to finish on my MNK..... New tank finally joined while last boss was at 50% hp. He got credit for the kill haha...

[Steffie]

I was the one who made a wtf moment. I joined a duty as a tank and tabbed out for about a minute to check out what's new on the crunchyroll and when i tabbed back, both DD left apparantly because they don't want to wait .... their DD queue must be ultra fast.

[Noshpan]

Derp moment on my part. Final boss of Cutter's Cry. I ran towards the boss when I should have ran away. Thing is: I knew I should have been running away and I was yelling at myself for doing it. After downing the boss I was like "That was my bad. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. I knew I was supposed to run away, instead I had a blonde moment and ran towards it & made the healer do unnecessary healing. fml" At least the group was understanding (and probably had a good laugh). The healer responded with "Well, at least nobody died from it, so it's all good."

Aside from the derpage on my part, the dungeon went very smoothly.

[DragonSlayer45]

Back when I was leveling my White Mage to 50, I ran Aurum Vale. A Tank decided to pull nearly everything in the first room, and I couldn't keep up due to having MP issues and having to deal with my own aggro because he couldn't handle them all. (And I even used Shroud of Saints) He tells me to use Aetherflow to regain MP faster than Shroud.

All the facepalms in the world.

[Snorgrind]

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actually monks aoe is not that bad, if you build your GL3 without Arm of the Destroyer (using just snap punch, twin snakes to keep that buff and rockbreaker) cuz its just waste of TP, you can then follow with blood for blood, internal release, perfect balance and rockbreaker spam, those goblins should die before you run out of TP, dont forget invigorate. Tank should be able to survive it rotating his cooldowns you can even help him with mantra.

[KinnisonArc]

Queued for expert roulette and got into an ongoing brayflox hm immediately after start queue, they were all at the last boss locking the fight out for me, halfway on the way to the boss, the leftover couerl that they didn't kill saw me and I was on this hit and run one-on-one battle with it as a bard, the three members cheered me on while they're at the bomb phase. I kept running around in and out the narrow path to keep a distant from the couerl because of its aoe paralysis and then managed to take it down without dying, when I get back to the boss right after the BLM dps managed to take down the bomb with LB and then they defeated the boss without me, I got 45 soldiery just for killing a feline.