Personally this is the only way I know to make reading a lot of these topics bare-able.

[SIZE="5"]Drink when:[/SIZE]

  • Someone Compares or contrasts FFXIV to FFXI.
  • Someone complains about something thats not broken.
  • Every time you see a yoshi-ism signature or something else related to yoshi being the game savior. (Seriously I like what he's doing too but he's just a normal person lol.)
  • And last but not least every time someone says they are going to stop playing but continue to post on the forums week in and week out.

Seriously give it a try. I'm drunk as hell and I just logged in!