You are not a fail.

[Cadmar]

And you can use toilet water for drinking too while you are at it, I'm sure you've caught your pet cat or dog doing that and had to get into a habit of keeping the lid down. The DF is meant to bring players together to play together, not for players to abuse each other with forced speed runs. Even those with monkey butts for brains can understand that the DF is not designed for bring speed runners together, so it is unreasonable to expect to speed run on the DF, anymore can you expect to clear or much less 1-shot T9 on the DF.

Since you fail at answering direct questions with direct answers, I'm gonna keep it going just for my own amusement.

Why could I not just flip your argument around on you? Maybe it is the people who are slower and do not understand the dungeons as well that should be using PF and leave DF to the people that have a firm grasp on the content and can blaze through it? Who is to say what PF vs. DF are to be used for. Your state your opinions as if they were facts and nothing good ever comes of that.

I don't expect you to actually answer that in any coherent manner though. So I will sit back and anxiously await the next awkward response about dog and cats eating their own feces... or something.