You are not a fail.

[NyarukoW]

...hrow out a random example...
Personally I say that DF is for both types of runs, ...

And you can use toilet water for drinking too while you are at it, I'm sure you've caught your pet cat or dog doing that and had to get into a habit of keeping the lid down. The DF is meant to bring players together to play together, not for players to abuse each other with forced speed runs. Even those with monkey butts for brains can understand that the DF is not designed for bring speed runners together, so it is unreasonable to expect to speed run on the DF, anymore can you expect to clear or much less 1-shot T9 on the DF.

[Cadmar]

And you can use toilet water for drinking too while you are at it, I'm sure you've caught your pet cat or dog doing that and had to get into a habit of keeping the lid down. The DF is meant to bring players together to play together, not for players to abuse each other with forced speed runs. Even those with monkey butts for brains can understand that the DF is not designed for bring speed runners together, so it is unreasonable to expect to speed run on the DF, anymore can you expect to clear or much less 1-shot T9 on the DF.

Since you fail at answering direct questions with direct answers, I'm gonna keep it going just for my own amusement.

Why could I not just flip your argument around on you? Maybe it is the people who are slower and do not understand the dungeons as well that should be using PF and leave DF to the people that have a firm grasp on the content and can blaze through it? Who is to say what PF vs. DF are to be used for. Your state your opinions as if they were facts and nothing good ever comes of that.

I don't expect you to actually answer that in any coherent manner though. So I will sit back and anxiously await the next awkward response about dog and cats eating their own feces... or something.

[DoctorPepper]

The DF is meant to bring players together to play together

This is the only reasonable thing you've said in this entire thread. I agree with this statement completely, DF is meant to bring players (of ALL types) together to play together. That's the entire purpose of DF and how they intend it to be used. It's not acceptable to shame or harass people under any circumstance and the people who do that are pricks, regardless of their justification.

Your problem is that you fail to perceive the fact that there are a lot of different types of players. They do not all share your opinion and your opinion on speed running is not absolute. If you get into a party via DF with multiple people who insist on speed running you have the option to leave, the same thing goes for if you want to speed run and get into a party with multiple people who want a slow run, you have the option to leave then as well. Quit trying to force your ideals onto everybody else, you're allowed to have an opinion but so are they and if they want to speed run it's up to the party to decide, nobody put you in charge and I'm pretty sure you're not on SE's payroll.

Quit trying to add rules to the equation when there are none, if the devs intend on not letting people do something they will make changes to prevent it but instead they chose to make changes that still allow it to happen. The devs are the only people who can say how this game is intended to be played and they have spoken with their own actions.