You are not a fail.

[NyarukoW]

...You want se to build their content using the lowest common denominator of the population? No thanks.....

What the heck is the "lowest common denominator"? Just trying to insult the rest of the playerbase.

If you think you are all that, there is always SCoB savage and FCoB for you. SE tries to provide a wide varierty of options. People should have to be forced into speed runs on DF. Create you own pre-formed party on the PF to do speed running and quit taking the rest of the player base for granted. They are not NPCs for you to abuse.