In-Game Parser.

[HeroSamson]

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Okay you guys want a parser so bad how about this.

Then you should ask SE to make a Duty finder type For all the dungeon, coil and what not what ever you choose and have them add a parser only to that.
Make it a free zone to do the following.

1.Kick players for any reasons at all.
2. you cant get in trouble for it.

I am positive nobody would join that duty it would be empty a lot, I know it would be fun at first just to see how much output you do at first until people start getting out of hand.

The only ones who would use it are the ones asking for parsers but then again wolves tend to turn on each other when something goes wrong in the pack, some will use it for good, some will use it for bad.