In-Game Parser.

[Zephyranthes]

Yoshi P himself said this would never be in the game as it would seem like SE is justifying chastising someone based on numbers. I'm all for parsers in game, but when the man says it'll never happen, it's never going to happen. He didn't even leave it open ended for a future possibility.

Nothing is final. He can just do something which he said they'll not do before.

Unlikely? Yes.
Never? No.