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    EYEBROWS?

    Where are highlanders eyebrows? An age old question wondered by millions. You'll note that it was said that <10% of NA players have cleared FCOB. I've deduced its because highlanders everywhere are devastated by their lack of eyebrows. Those of us who could no longer suffer with the agony have begun to paint on our eyebrows, the results are catastrophic. Turn away if you are easily squeamish:

    A new race? With horn options. But you know what else? Eyebrows. Even our sisters can grow eye hair.

    Here is what some NPCs would look like if they suffered the same injustice highlanders face everyday.




    Down below please show your support by discussing how you feel about your characters eyebrows (or lack there of).
    Bonus:
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    (Also, Highlanders would be the hottest men if it wasn't for the eyebrow issue.)
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    Last edited by Keydah; 04-27-2015 at 06:23 AM.
    There is no apostrophe in Au Ra.
    Stop adding one three years later.

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    I've never seen the link, but apparently highlander males shave off their eyebrows because it's a cultural thing.

    Since we're never gonna have eyebrows for male highlanders I'd love it if we get more face eyebrow options in the face paint section. The current one is simply too thick and depending on color and/or transparency, it'll look very fake
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    Didn't think derplander could get anymore derp...I've been proven wrong.
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    Male highlanders actually do that to themselves when they go into battle.

    You have no one to blame but yourself (lorewise)! You must of been drunk when you did it. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by myahele View Post
    I've never seen the link, but apparently highlander males shave off their eyebrows because it's a cultural thing.

    Since we're never gonna have eyebrows for male highlanders I'd love it if we get more face eyebrow options in the face paint section. The current one is simply too thick and depending on color and/or transparency, it'll look very fake
    If you could find the lore statement to that that would be a good read. I think because of the 1.0 to 2.0 transfer they didn't add the eyebrow options because they weren't there in 1.0. Lore is made to justify anything in game, not sure why highlanders would shave eyebrows specially when there are paint options and females have them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejiko_san View Post
    http://gamerescape.com/2014/10/18/fi...nel-live-blog/

    Male highlanders actually do that to themselves when they go into battle.

    You have no one to blame but yourself (lorewise)! You must of been drunk when you did it. :P
    Gasp. What kind of treachery is this! This is some lore I just cannot sit behind. D:<
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keydah View Post


    (Also, Highlanders would be the hottest men if it wasn't for the eyebrow issue.)
    Agreed on all counts. Give the poor bears more brow-paint options and they'll be swatting the ladies away. If they aren't already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejiko_san View Post
    http://gamerescape.com/2014/10/18/fi...nel-live-blog/

    Male highlanders actually do that to themselves when they go into battle.

    You have no one to blame but yourself (lorewise)! You must of been drunk when you did it. :P
    Psych out an opponent?
    "Huh, wonder where his eyebrows went. Oh well" *Stabs said Highlander*
    10/10 Battle strat. No wonder they lost Ala Mhigo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilyarel View Post
    Psych out an opponent?
    "Huh, wonder where his eyebrows went. Oh well" *Stabs said Highlander*
    10/10 Battle strat. No wonder they lost Ala Mhigo.
    I think they had planned it to go the other way! hahaha

    "Huh, wonder where his eyebrows went." *drops guard* *Gets stabbed by said Highlander*
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