I have a couple of questions for SE

Why can't you stand up if you try to move?
since when does a dagger and a sword swing at the same speed?
If I am a trained adventurere why can 't my feet and arms move in cordination to sheth/unshet my weapon?
What happened to level sync?
almost every patch in FFXI was an improvement on the game, did SE develop amnesia from that experience?

The most important question I have is Where did my /slap command go?