Last week, I was tossing around the idea of doing a [Story So far...] before each major patch in the Version 3 cycle, possibly starting a little tradition with it. You know, nothing fancy, just the need-to-know information from each arc organized and stripped of fluff—not too detailed, not too concise.
Gamer Escape thought it'd be fun and asked if it was possible to get one out by today for 2.00 through 2.45 in preparation for the pen-ultimate patch. I said, "sure," because apparently I hate sleep and subjective well-being. If this ever catches on and becomes a thing or whatever, we can update the OP and keep it rolling.
Have you forgotten a lot of the original story arc since August '13?
Did you blow through a patch in 2 days just to forget most of it right after?
Do you just skip all of your cutscenes in real-time because ain't nobody got time for that?
Here's your chance to catch up while the servers are down!
Early readers will be treated to the unpolished first draft while I start editing errors (I am so fkupoking sorry).
Enjoy!