Thread: [FUN] Things you want to see in the patch notes...but probably won't: 2.5 Edition

It becomes a sad time when you have to put the word "fun" in front of your fun posts that have obvious fun titles lest you be called an idiot.

Anyways, as my usual pre-patch rituals, time for a thread on stuff we want but probably won't see. Outlandish or down-to-earth, what do you have?

-A new quest has been added to learn to handle your mount while it's being attacked

-Malboros have been given breath spray that they are required to use before engaging

-all houses are now small size, but time mage technology makes your interior mansion-sized. Additional houses have been added due to more space available.

What do you have?

-The Materia Merchant at Wolves' Den Pier will now exchange Wolf Marks for any Materia.

Balanced of course, with IVs costing a ridiculous amount, but yeah... That would make my day... /throws Sphere Scroll at the wall.

- Rogues has been given the ability Pick Pocket
- In an attempt to combat RMT, the ability Pick Pocket has been removed form the game

- You can now for all Duty Finder instances while having your Chocobo out.

Originally Posted by Enkidoh

- Godbert revealed as Lahabrea's new host (it would explain his superhuman powers at least!).

But then we'd never be able to beat him!

My wishlist:
- Tired of seeing bards with all the fun hats? We stealth added RDMs with bigger and better hats!
- All Lalafells in PvP now have a permanent flag overhead to allow normal sized races to see them.
- Any mount can now act as a companion in battle, not just chocobos.
- Unique music for each mount, not just chocobos.

Originally Posted by Ramien

- All Lalafells in PvP now have a permanent flag overhead to allow normal sized races to see them.

LOLOL
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