Existence is reasonable, let's make things better

[JayCommon]

Like, soon we'll see all the RMTs and botters rise up from beneath the ground (because no water traversal in this game) and form this amorphous blob of polygons and textures that will cause the servers to glitch out and all sorts of crazy stuff will happen because of it...

And here we have it folks.....the birth of the first lalafell.

[Mishini_Dracoto]

And here we have it folks.....the birth of the first lalafell.

/em Chokes on Sprite, trying not to spew it everywhere .

[Ashkendor]

Some of them have been really weird. "Existence is reasonable" kind of made me raise an eyebrow.

I'm waiting till we see "Resistance is futile, let's make things better!"

blah blah relic is so expensive

People that have the time and motivation to make multiple relics typically don't have trouble with money.

[Noshpan]

I find that the rmt spamming seems to come and go in waves. It tends to increase just prior to a major patch before gradually dying down. I've been getting about a handful of tells while on Behemoth or Leviathan; it's usually then that I remember to set my status to busy. (The downside is that I have to remove that status if I want to be invited to a party.)

The "Existence is reasonable..." is a tad creepy and Borg-like.

[lololink]

Existence is reasonable, let's make things better, you won't have to worry about anything now, hand over your money and rest at ease... ETERNALLY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA

[Vespar]

I agree the RMT are out of hand. I turned off tell sounds entirely, which sucks when legitimate people try to send me a tell I almost never see it, but it has stopped the frustration I get when I hear the chime just to see another RMT tell for the billionth time.

In the past I've used /busy, but every time I disconnect, either due to my ISP or 90k's on SE's end, the /busy status is gone upon login, so the next RMT tell would go through and irritate me to no end. If it weren't for turning off the chime sound, I would probably have muted tells entirely!!

[MageBlack]

We see a surge in this every time there is a mass banning of RMT accounts. I think just before or after the holiday they banned a bunch. So now the Gill sellers have to buy new copies of the game, harvest more credit cards, gain more gill, and restock after a hit like that. Its why people were seeing huge mobs of BLM's in Thanalan all the same level, all moving in sync. After having to spend money to regain their assets they need to renew their efforts to recoup their losses. Its all buisness. I would hate to be one of them. I liken it to the poor telemarketers, I get a job is a job, but its gotta suck...

[Mahri]

Healers in my FC have started macroing this into their rez spells and it is driving me freaking insane

[Ryuko]

LOL. I have also received this tell and I thought it was a weird combination of polite, creepy and hilarious. It HAS gotten progressively weirder over the last few months, I agree. I especially prefer the gilsellers who include something like "Sorry to disturb you" before they include their advertisement. My favorite, I think, was the gilseller that said, "Sorry to spam you."

Healers in my FC have started macroing this into their rez spells and it is driving me freaking insane

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? I must be their friend!

[Elusana_Celah]

I get one every 15 minutes on Behemoth for several hours then it dies down for a few hours and picks back up. I put up /busy when I start to get irritated... usually have busy on for hours and hours all day it's kinda a shame. My friends could want to message me but they can't. I lost faith in SE managing to get rid of these scumbags.