Quote Originally Posted by Stormfur View Post
A couple of my favorites so far:

- Matoya's broom that loves bridges talks about "big bridges, little bridges, bridges made of rocks..wide bridges, narrow bridges, even bridges with pigeon flocks" (something like that) in reference to an OLD Armour Hot Dogs commercial jingle talking about kids loving hot dogs "big kids, little kids, kids that climb on rocks...fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs")
It also says "I like big bridges and I cannot lie" at one point.

- There's a quest in Thanalan where they say something like "beasts to the left of me, monsters to the right, and here I am, stuck in the middle with Master Lou" which is referencing an old Bob Dylan song that says "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and here I am stuck in the middle with you."
This is actually a Stealer's Wheel song. :3