Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Aldora]

"GDI 'your name', YOU WERE ONE DAY FROM RETIREMENT"

I actually saw someone in Rabanastre use this one for their Raise Macro. (S)he had to use it quite a bit during that run. Apparently, almost everyone in the party was 1 day away from retirement... (^_^; ) lol

[Ursa_Vonfiebryd]

A friend of mine had a raise macro that he purposely made to look like gil spam. He ended up getting a talking to by a GM even though it was completely fake. (It was genius though).

I think its important for smn and rdm to have raise macros but mostly smn because they have no substantial heals they can give to the rezzed player, and so its good to let the healers know.

My old one for smn was simply:
Summoner Raise, please have heals ready for <t>.

My new one is:
I'm sorry <t>, that's incorrect. Please get up and try again. <negative sound effect>

[Deceptus]

If you're a ranged Caster, [Mana Shift] is my standard fee. [Refresh] for you bards / mch's.

[ko_]

" Game over please press start to continue." Or " Lucky for you this game doesn't have a 3 live system " Or " RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!" God I love my friend's marcos makes me feel all old and fuzzy inside.

[TaleraRistain]

I probably have this somewhere in the thread, but mine is just "Walk it off, <t>". It's really just to let my co-raisers know I've got that person so we aren't trying to raise the same person and wasting GCDs.

[OMega_ARcane]

I am not a healer and I don't plan on using, but someone should totally use this /p reviving <t> "Has gone limp, getting them back up now!", or something along those lines...hahahaha

Oh and another one could be something along the lines of "Fine, here's my power! but Kakarot, KILL EM NOWWWWW!!!!"

[ArkNova]

<t>, You are not my child but I shall <Raise> you as my own.

[Iscah]

<t>, You are not my child but I shall <Raise> you as my own.

I know a few people like that one (as it’s been posted a few times so far) but it doesn’t work for me. The pun feels a bit too forced and it doesn’t fit the situation of reviving someone in battle.

[ChaoticCrimson]

I might just cut it out of my macro because I get tired of seeing it a lot, but for my RDM it says "Ver-rise and shine! We still need you!"

[VaatiTheMage]

Alright, min goes

"Sorry, <target>, I know you want to fill out your Floors Log, but we gotta get going!"