Clever/funny resurrection macros

[The_NPC]

even thou I don't use healer's classes as much, if at all, anymore here's the marco they still have:
/ac "a-raise-spell"
/p Hero's never die! (Rasing <t>)

Don't have 1 for SMN thou as I only resently decided to take it & SCH past lv34

[Kuutamo]

Mine has been the same since I started "<t> Insert Coin to continue"

[Iscah]

I got someone in my party yesterday using (single line) “your spiritbond with the floor is now complete” and I thought it was funny. Doubly so because I was the healer getting an emergency raise from a summoner.

Making light of the situation is fine, insults are not.

[Nedkel]

"why... didnt... you... DOOOOODGEE"

https://youtu.be/gRCZX9rW8_c?t=1m9s

[Beckett]

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Why? Why would you do this? This thread was dead an buried and now, thanks to you, we're going to get a whole slew of "funny" raise macros again.

Raise macros are important, but "funny" macros are almost never actually funny. Even the ones that are genuinely funny are funny a maximum of one time, before their repetition just makes them annoying.

[LalaRu]

... the ones that are genuinely funny are funny a maximum of one time, before their repetition just makes them annoying.

I think is more annoying the people dying multiple times in same duty.

[Paladinleeds]

I use one of 2 lines for my healer/summoner ress macro.

/p <t>: Healers why didn't you adjust!? My bad! Resurrection

/p You cannot escape that easily <t>! Time to Raise yourself from the grave and Ascend into Stormblood! Resurrection incoming!

I tend to use the top one more.

And for RDM due to the dualcast mechanic involved, I went for this instead (it's not shared with the other healers).

/p Ver... what now? Stop the DPS! Going for the Verraise on <t>.

[SenorPatty]

"Sending holy energies in all of <t>'s secret places. Click Accept to consent"

"If resurrecting <t> is wrong, then I don't want to be right"

"I don't have time for your forbidden affair with the floor, <t>. You can have your love child with it after this run."

[The_Profezzor87]

At least for now it's /p "New year, new you!"

[Lilseph]

Why? Why would you do this? This thread was dead an buried and now, thanks to you, we're going to get a whole slew of "funny" raise macros again.

Raise macros are important, but "funny" macros are almost never actually funny. Even the ones that are genuinely funny are funny a maximum of one time, before their repetition just makes them annoying.

Well, you don't have to read the macro again if it isn't funny for you anymore. Funny or not, it serves a purpose: Let the other people raising who the hell you're bringing back to life. Also, it's not like you'll get paired up with the same people over and over in duties, lol. As Lalaru said, well... then don't die (Not directed to YOU specifically, but you in general.)

*Steals ideas btw*