Clever/funny resurrection macros

[awbalto]

/p Raising <t>, get off the floor, this ain't the time to walk the dinosaur! <se.6>

The only macro for me tbh.

Dude that's way better than my version:
/p Open the door and get off the floor! <t> walk the Dinosaur
/ac raise <t>
/p reminder this is a raise macro

I'm so stealing yours

[Esp]

Mine for AST:

<t>, you must have been a Dragoon in your past life. <Asend>

xD

[Snat]

A funny macro is not considered harassment. Reporting will just waste the time of SE employees and nothing will come of it.

Also I am a healer. Funny macro or not, they convey the same message. Don't use my raise if I see something like this. It doesn't make it any harder to see a funny blurb, as apposed to a single "Rezzing <t>" macro.

You might think that DragonFlyy but a GM once spoken to me about my raise macro after someone put a complaint in so it can be seen as harassment and my macro isn't actually that bad.

[AreciaRhi]

Mine is...
"You shouldn't eat stuff off the floor, Kay?" (Casting raise on <t>)

I may love Lymle.

[Eul]

You might think that DragonFlyy but a GM once spoken to me about my raise macro after someone put a complaint in so it can be seen as harassment and my macro isn't actually that bad.

That problem is because people are easily offended by something, or offended everytime.

[Powe]

well my Rez goes along something like this " Hey <t> guess what, you can't die intill I say you can! I'm the whm not one messes with the WHM!!!!!!!!" Or for smn" Hey lightning-sama give <t> your will to defy fate and fight again!"

[Hirskuwil]

Mine is "We can rebuild <t>, we have the technology. Auto-translate Resurecction." Some people seem to like it, but I think for some people it goes over their heads

[Cakekizyy]

/em slips <t> a viagra
/p maybe your last longer this time.

Call White Mage if you live longer than 4 hours.

[Yeol]

"Rise from your grave, <t>"

[Yudzster]

this guy's macro