Clever/funny resurrection macros

[RaideDuku]

I'm a SMN so: "I'm not a WHM, but I play one on TV."

[moonboy7]

Warning this macro is known to trigger snowflakes and bad players, you have been warned

/micon Raise
/ac Swiftcast
/wait .5
/ac Raise
Shiiiit dead again <t>? Damn.. Fuckin A! i need better gear just to keep your ass off the floor! <se.11>

it is a rather snarky macro making use of sarcasm among other tools

[New_Game_Plus]

/p BEHOLD! THE POWER OF FRUIT, <t> !

[Aylis]

I shamelessly borrowed mine from Kill Bill 2 >_>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTzf_yU9tNs

[BluexBird]

Now playing: Taylor Swiftcast - Ascend (ft. Player Name)

[Lelila38]

I stopped using such long raise macros myself but here's one from a friend that I find hilarious.

"If I knew I had to raise <t> I would have asked for child support!"

[Kakiko]

Mine is "Good news everyone! I've discovered a way to bring <t> back from the dead, and it's a suppository!"

[ko_]

I seen someone with " insert coin" in a dungeon earlier. I loled.

[Kohdo]

Now playing: Taylor Swiftcast - Ascend (ft. Player Name)

I love this one.

[LalaRu]

The power of these macros so hard, them have resurrected even this thread!