Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Eidolon]

Most of the Dragoon ones aren't really that funny or impressive. xD They're just the usual stereotype (Then again, maybe being one of the many good dragoons, I'm oversensitive.)

I do wanna say, that the people complaining about lines being in the chat and trying to compare it to FFXI - We had PLENTY of macro's in FFXI. People -always- macro'd provoke. Cover. Raise was one a few of my healers had too to let the other healers know who they were raising.

Just like in XI, I use a Res macro in XIV with a /sh component. It's nothing spammy though - just a /sh Raising <t> - enough that if I'm doing S-ranks, WoD, or Boss-Fates that people know they're getting a res / to not waste their MP on them.

[Talianore]

It's been a while since I had any sort of macro on my rez buttons, but here several I've used over the years in other games:

/em reminds <t> that these 'accidents' happen when you don't pay your dues to the healing cartel.

Don't worry, the blinding pain will only last a few hours.

...death-defying feats are clearly not your strong point, <t>.

Hope this works. Last guy I tried this on couldn't stop eating everyone's brains...

Everybody, <t> fails at life. Literally.

Hey, it ain't a party until something gets broke... Rezzing <t>.

Ok, one more time. The bad guys are supposed to die, the good guys are supposed to live. And <t>? We're the good guys.

/em loots corpse of <t> then begins resurrection.

Pie iesu domine...donaeis requiem...
/em hits <t> with a board.

...I like macros, so sue me.

[bounddreamer]

On AST, "{Swiftcast}{Ascend} The cards have given you another chance, <t>! Make it count!"

On SCH, "{Swiftcast} {Resurrection} <t> ...I wasn't dpsing, I swear!"

On SMN, "{Swiftcast}{Resurrection} <t> ...Save your mp, healers, I've got your back."

And on WHM I want to change it, currently it's "{Swiftcast}{Raise} <t> ...Stop making out with the floor and get to work!" Used to be "You live! You die! You live again!"

[Delta041]

My favorites were always repurposed gold seller messages as resurrection macros.

[Knahli]

One I saw recently that made me laugh was something along the lines of....

"You are not my child, <t>, but I will raise you"

[Eul]

One I saw recently that made me laugh was something along the lines of....

"You are not my child, <t>, but I will raise you"

Dat pun

[NovaLevossida]

I guess I really should make a raise macro since I have that option on SMN. I haven't really given it much thought but I might steal one from this thread. Only thing I have to contribute somewhat related is my Escape (removes party from a dungeon) macro from FFXI:

<call> Casting Escape!
This ain't the army. We WILL leave your ass behind!

[Stormraven]

/em rifles through <t>'s pockets. Damn!
Get up and make me some gil! <t>
Raise

/em Drop kicks <t> into life again.
raise
/em No time to waste! Walk it off and get back in there!

[Elky]

Mine is /p "Zombifying <t>".

[YuiKitahara]

/p 10m gil will be transfered from <t> to <me>, click Accept to confirm. :3