Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Saige]

My Rez macro

Zapp Brannigan - Stop Exploding you Cowards

[Ceodore]

My new raise macro...

/ac "Swiftcast"
/shout Get up! Get up! Come on <t>! Can't you get it up for me!? You don't love me anymore!
/wait 1
/ac "Raise" <t>

Embarassment on two fronts... shout to let people know the target died, AND that they have ED.

[Neuflune]

I really need to make one that says

/p "You aren't a dragoon, get up!"

and if they are a dragoon

/p "Loldragoons"

When I was leveling up DRG and I died, my friends would say "Great, you're doing your job".

One of our healers in the FC has a resurrection macro using "Kuchiyose... etc"

[QiLymePye]

I read this in Mum-ra's voice..

Oh god I'm old..

DOn't feel bad. I did too. Lol. Now to make a Miquote with red hair and sword with no shield equipped.....

[Suggestion]

[GuSung]

I honestly don't think most of the raise macro are funny.

First of all, as someone mentioned, commonly used action shouldn't put a macro especially these who spam the button without the <wait.1>. It gets extra annoying with the <se.X>. In the end of event, you just leave the evidence so many lines of people died... Also, why do you need to tell the other people you are raising someone?

I always think if someone die, it is my fault 'cus I didn't keep their HP up. Even if they are the fool who can't dodge, you think if they can't notice the shinny weird-looking indicator on the ground, they will notice you are so busy to keep the pt alive or they are the fool? Of course they will blame you "never" cure them. So, it almost will result to be a jerk healer with these "wake up" "stop being lazy" macro...
I never give commendation to these use these macro users either

Hallelujah. There's nothing I dislike more in a raid than an uppity conjurer.

[Rednight]

/p <t>!!! Don't just lie around there, minion! Get up and crush my enemies!


/p Nooooooo <t>!! Don't step into the light!
/wait 1
/p Those lights are called AoE-indicators, and you will get hurt if you step into them...

[Yutsimaki]

Remember one from the cutest little lalafell.

"No! You're too cute to die!"

[Saseal]

I recently saw a Raise macro using the RMT "Existence is reasonable, let's make things better" shpeel xD
I had to double-take because I thought I really did get an RMT message just then.

When I get a raise with a macro, I don't take it with embarrassment - nor do I use it as a "look at this player lololol he dieded". Most people can see that you're dead from the party list.
I did, however, start using it after I saw another WHM I was partnered with use it a while back - and I realized I was able to use that as an indication that I no longer have to worry about raising that person while I'm healing someone else/focused elsewhere in the mean time. Just a 'Hey, I got this guy'.

Also, like someone else mentioned, it does lighten the mood depending on the message. That RMT message certainly made my run, even if I was the one that hit the floor xD;

I've also seen some pretty funny provoke macros - "Oh no you don't <t>, that's MY squishy!" (or something similar)

[Synestr]

Was on NIN in WoD the other night so I got to see a few macro's lol. The one that stuck out wen't something like :<T>!!!, your subscription to LIFE has expired. If you wish to continue, press the accept button, if not, thanks for wasting my mana!!"