Clever/funny resurrection macros

[SulwynCaliope]

I had a macro that said "Who needs a loldrg in your party when you have a lolbrd? Casting Resurrection on <t>" It was in reference to a bard in my static that used to die a lot in weird ways. However, i eventually deleted it one day because some people got pissy in DF Ramuh Ex. o.O I had to spam a few times to ress people and they thought I was criticizing them. Was a weird moment for me because I had used it a few times in that fight and it was pretty obvious that it was a ress macro...I decided to remove it anyway afterwards though. Couldn't see the macro in a fun light after that anymore v.v;

[Aegis]

/p macros.

Making the party groan since 2002.

In fairness, the occasional /p macro for raises isn't too bad. Macros for more common actions get annoying fast.

I remember in ST one time, a WHM had something along the lines of "Here's a raise <t> senpai. It's not like I like you or anything!"

[Naliee]

/p Welcome to B.H.A. sponsored run!
/p "It is harder to heal than it is to kill."
/p Keep healer happy with unnecessary Raise, but worry not!
/p If you do die, first Raise is free, next ones are not.
/p Have a safe journey. & UYBHSATT! <3

I don't have funny raise macro, but that's something I usually run when I'm healer :P

[Silkerin]

/p Have a safe journey. & UYBHSATT! <3

I follow Hiveleader´s healer guide to the heart *if thats is where you got that from XD*

Also i Dont have a funny one but.... I will try to think of one

[Naliee]

I follow Hiveleader´s healer guide to the heart *if thats is where you got that from XD*

Also i Dont have a funny one but.... I will try to think of one

Hiveleader is GOD Love his guide to healing

[Edellis]

"dat boy <t> can't dodge"

[DarkblueMateria227]

These are some great and hilarious macros everyone! Keep em it up!

[PArcher]

The one guy in my fc has one that goes something like:

/p I can prove <t> is casual! /ac "Raise" <t>

[Ramen]

I honestly don't think most of the raise macro are funny.

First of all, as someone mentioned, commonly used action shouldn't put a macro especially these who spam the button without the <wait.1>. It gets extra annoying with the <se.X>. In the end of event, you just leave the evidence so many lines of people died... Also, why do you need to tell the other people you are raising someone?

I always think if someone die, it is my fault 'cus I didn't keep their HP up. Even if they are the fool who can't dodge, you think if they can't notice the shinny weird-looking indicator on the ground, they will notice you are so busy to keep the pt alive or they are the fool? Of course they will blame you "never" cure them. So, it almost will result to be a jerk healer with these "wake up" "stop being lazy" macro...
I never give commendation to these use these macro users either

[SulwynCaliope]

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I macro my raise with a msg to inform the other healer who is being raised. That way less mp is wasted. Raising someone takes like 800 mp per cast. If both of us are casting ress on the same target, that's a HUGE chunk of MP that gets wasted. :/