Clever/funny resurrection macros

[JowyAtreides]

<t>, you are not my child, but I shall <raise> you

[Metallium]

/p SENZU BEAN! (throws Senzu Bean at <t>)

[ValyrianBlood]

Oh Jesus, 90% of those are just CRINGE, neither witty nor funny.. But looking at the dates of the thread, I used to have a cringe macro myself 4 Years ago:

<t> stop being dead and be awesome instead!

I never liked making fun of others and prefered to be encouraging but still... super cringe.
Nowadays I use the simple auto translate macro but I'm liking 'GAME OVER. Press accept to continue' it's simple and still kinda fun

[Catwho]

The funniest one in my social LS belongs to Chaton Grincheoux, and it goes like this:

"Here's 2000 MP. Go see a Star War, <t>."

[Kanitezz]

A couple years ago there was a healer in my alliance raid party that had an annoyingly long raise macro. Started kinda like '<t> is not actually dead. Only slightly dead. The difference between being slightly dead and actually dead is' Then it went on for about 4 more lines. It was like punishment for our whole party if any of us died.

[KPang]

This didn’t happen in XIV, rather in XI—a throwback to where these macros started. I ate it while soloing near the crag crystal in Tahrongi canyon and an Elvaan (Elezen for the younger folks) WHM found me and started to cast Raise, it said:

“Rise <t> and become one of my undead army!”

I had a good chuckle.

[Kacho_Nacho]

Here's mine

/macroicon "Raise"
/ac "Raise"
/p Raising <t>
/wait 9
/cheer
/wait 2
/p <me> is at <mp> MPs.
/wait 2
/p <me>, still cheaper than a defibrillator!

[odym82]

My favorite i seen was

“Necromancy is just really late healing”

[AlphaFox]

For my AST

/p Er... let's rewind and try that again, shall we <t>?

[Sathona]

"You owe me 2400 MP,punchbag"