Clever/funny resurrection macros

[Kohdo]

Now playing: Taylor Swiftcast - Ascend (ft. Player Name)

I love this one.

[Lelila38]

I stopped using such long raise macros myself but here's one from a friend that I find hilarious.

"If I knew I had to raise <t> I would have asked for child support!"

[Kakiko]

Mine is "Good news everyone! I've discovered a way to bring <t> back from the dead, and it's a suppository!"

[ko_]

I seen someone with " insert coin" in a dungeon earlier. I loled.

[LalaRu]

The power of these macros so hard, them have resurrected even this thread!

[The_NPC]

even thou I don't use healer's classes as much, if at all, anymore here's the marco they still have:
/ac "a-raise-spell"
/p Hero's never die! (Rasing <t>)

Don't have 1 for SMN thou as I only resently decided to take it & SCH past lv34

[Kuutamo]

Mine has been the same since I started "<t> Insert Coin to continue"

[Iscah]

I got someone in my party yesterday using (single line) “your spiritbond with the floor is now complete” and I thought it was funny. Doubly so because I was the healer getting an emergency raise from a summoner.

Making light of the situation is fine, insults are not.

[Nedkel]

"why... didnt... you... DOOOOODGEE"

https://youtu.be/gRCZX9rW8_c?t=1m9s

[Paladinleeds]

I use one of 2 lines for my healer/summoner ress macro.

/p <t>: Healers why didn't you adjust!? My bad! Resurrection

/p You cannot escape that easily <t>! Time to Raise yourself from the grave and Ascend into Stormblood! Resurrection incoming!

I tend to use the top one more.

And for RDM due to the dualcast mechanic involved, I went for this instead (it's not shared with the other healers).

/p Ver... what now? Stop the DPS! Going for the Verraise on <t>.