Clever/funny resurrection macros

[SirSaber]

/p <t> what do we say to Death? Not today !

If he dies again shortly after

/p ...well seems like Tomorrow comes today.

[WoooBlaaa]

The best one I've seen was something like:
<se.1> WWW.GETRAISED.COM GUARANTEED RAISE PAY LESS TO GET MORE ALL TRANSACTIONS SAFE AND SECURE 3x4yzlt

[Aurora-Pendragon]

I always enjoy rezzing people who spam condescending rez macros.

[Rubieus]

If I ever see a "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi" macro.. instant commendation.

[OlyverW]

I ran into a Scholar once while running ST, who had a few amusing marcos, but the raising one was this:

/p (swiftcast) + (resurrection) You've come to the right doctor, <t>. I'm writing you a prescription for 10mg of stop taking damage.

[Tayolynn]

I enjoy running into this one character in Exodus, especially in the event of an S rank or Odin.

It went something like, I'M GONNA RESURRECT/RAISE THE S*&^ OUT OF YOU!

Hearing that multiple times makes it even more grand.

[ShiroSteve]

"CPR incoming on <t>. And yea... That is my tongue in your mouth"

[ChazNatlo]

/p "Sorry <t> it's Ressurection, not a Regeneration, you don't get to be Capaldi today."

[Bleizahr]

/p Lightning returns, and so can you! Casting raise on <t>

[Defteros]

i was thinking to make a macro inspired by RuPaul
somethig like
/p This Queen stands before me.
/p Lady <t>, this is your last chance to impress me, and save yourself, FROM ELIMINATION.
/p good luck! and DON'T FUCK IT UP!