Another one of my random games, the goal of this thread is to take a problem, and "fix" it in the worst way. Everyone says SE takes the worst suggestions to an issue, so let's give them ways that are so utterly bad that if the thought ever crosses their mind, they could think twice about it!

-in an effort to fix the 90K connection issues that people complain about, the error code has been changed to 95000.

-in an effort to completely abolish all RMT, the term is now Fake Money Services (FMS).

Anyone got some good ones?