Fix a problem...by making it worse!

[Violyre]

Another one of my random games, the goal of this thread is to take a problem, and "fix" it in the worst way. Everyone says SE takes the worst suggestions to an issue, so let's give them ways that are so utterly bad that if the thought ever crosses their mind, they could think twice about it!

-in an effort to fix the 90K connection issues that people complain about, the error code has been changed to 95000.

-in an effort to completely abolish all RMT, the term is now Fake Money Services (FMS).

Anyone got some good ones?

[Valmar]

You can change BOTS to Casual Fans who dont have time for all the grindy content.

[geordie]

rmt tells to a polite message from our sponsors

[Kiara1]

Most people dislike fates, lets give every fate a longer respawn time!

[RiceisNice]

In order to address the problem with Atma, we changed up each individual colors slightly!

[Valmar]

Most people dislike fates, lets give every fate a longer respawn time!

and everytime you fail a FATE make it not come back for 72 hours!!!

[BlaiseArath]

People want open world content, so lets simply delete the open world. The game will now be played from the login screen where you chose which instance to enter.

[Ilitsa]

In an effort to make Culinarian food more sought after, we have added a 48 hour cooldown to all Culinarian crafting recipes.

[kyuven]

People want open world content, so there are no longer instances and everything now spawns in the persistent world.
Everything. Nothing is instanced.

[Stumpedify]

In an effort to encourage people working on their Nexus relic to participate in content other than hard mode primals, all content will now only give 1 light.