So PSN dropped for maintenance, and Square has planned maintenance tonight as well for the 2.45 hotfix.

How about instead you give your employees off early on this fine Christmas Eve like 99% of the other businesses world wide and stop jacking with prime gaming time!

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and thank you for your understanding.
I can't speak for everyone else, but don't thank me for understanding, because I don't understand... I can't possibly think of a worse evening to take away our toys.