Lets change our NPC companions into tamagotchis that we can take to walks and care for... Like real pets!

The new grand company leaders can be Huey, Dewey and Louie. 'i dun c wuts teh problum wit dat u whinars'

I guess I should chime in on this before it gets too far out of hand (too late amirite? lol) and just state for the record that the name in the letter was simply a tongue-in-cheek joke.
After the materia system, you can never know!