This thread is worth the bumps though. Any thread that makes one think "Are you some kind of moron?" before even finishing the OPs post is worth bumps. It's like Jerry Springer. We all know it was a terrible show but sometimes watching a tranny beat the crap out of her scrawny BF who thought she was a woman is funny albeit a "feeling kinda guilty for having indulged that garbage" sort of funny.
I tried to think of a word that most accurately describes someone who a) is incapable of grasping figures of speech and b) has never learned to understand the concept of a joke in any form and therefore interprets everything people say literally (which by the way must be really amusing for those around you), but all I could conjure up was the word simpleton.













