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  1. 09-22-2013 04:35 PM #1
    Feathery
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    What's the most hilarious ingame joke you've encountered?

    This goes for any ingame dialogue, FATE, quest, etc, etc.

    For me personally, it would have to be that FATE in the Hot Springs when you have to throw "Scarface" out because of his "leering", it's just.. he's a goddamn ixali and the dialogue and everything is just priceless.. xD

    Another funny reference is a FATE in Aleport called "The Iron-Contra Affair", I chuckled a bit at that xD..

    Also that long quest chain in highbridge with that guy and his hair tonic.. xD The best part is that you get to come back 20 levels later and do it again..
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  2. 09-22-2013 04:51 PM #2
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    As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

    But really, I liked this one...

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    Last edited by Aoshi1; 09-22-2013 at 04:57 PM.

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  3. 09-23-2013 11:17 PM #3
    Marks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoshi1 View Post
    As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

    But really, I liked this one...

    I came to this thread with the very same intention of posting that cutscene. Well done lol!

    I absolutely loved the whole GSM quest line.
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  4. 09-23-2013 11:29 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aoshi1 View Post
    As a Dragoon? The DF lol....cries*

    But really, I liked this one...

    It's funny cuz Serah doesn't have any ass in XIII-2.
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  5. 09-22-2013 04:55 PM #5
    NoctisCaelus
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    "Why are you selling Titan runs? You're ruining the game for everyone!"
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  6. 09-22-2013 05:15 PM #6
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  7. 09-22-2013 05:59 PM #7
    AestaValis
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    There are NPC's in Limsa Lominsa that are trying to coerce a woman into taking a bodice examination.
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  8. 09-22-2013 06:13 PM #8
    Ilenya
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    Not a joke, but still...

    "I swear, if I painted "CERTAIN DEATH" on one door and "LIMITLESS WEALTH" on another, nine out of ten adventurers would go through the first, and the other bloke wouldn't be able to choose, on account of bein' Ul'dahn."

    Ah, Momodi.
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  9. 09-22-2013 06:26 PM #9
    Jwrigh7784
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    There is a quest in Ul'Dah, for the weaver's guild I believe, where you have to find out what color is popular for a dress. One of the NPC's mentions the color black and says something like: "Everyone knows that once you go black you never go back". I was kind of surprised to see that the first time but it always makes me chuckle.
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  10. 09-26-2013 01:00 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ilenya View Post
    Not a joke, but still...

    "I swear, if I painted "CERTAIN DEATH" on one door and "LIMITLESS WEALTH" on another, nine out of ten adventurers would go through the first, and the other bloke wouldn't be able to choose, on account of bein' Ul'dahn."

    Ah, Momodi.
    ahhh yes Momodi and then you also see her chewing out a new adventurer in the EXACT same way she chews you out... gotta love her... btw I loved reading her text for that. It was priceless.
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    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
    A huge THANK YOU!!!! For FINALLY selling the Meteor Survivor Polo on the store. AND a huge thanks to my friend who bought it for me while he was at Fan Fest!!! YES I finally have my POLO!!!
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