What????? (Came across this post in the Japanese forums)

[MugenMugetsu]

This is how the post appears after being translated via Google translate:

How to properly consume ketchup ... it do not but eat over the hot dog.
Do I want to eat at once ketchup that was subjected to hot dog everyone is!
Then you do want Harashi the chagrin of ketchup
do chagrin of ketchup mass even, and do not the amount of little Ya softly of ketchup
Therefore, the flame gluttony competition!
I do that was to be held the hot dog eating large tournament in Eoruzea Mikuni city.
And got to held in FATE format.
do is hung on hot dogs come around to regret our ketchup my prepared
got to materialize the stretch ketchup by Then I regret embody device my independently developed!
And do I want to gluttony participants who eat the ketchup over the hot dog!
But do I want to note, the figure of ketchup chagrin of thought has been instantiated to live exactly liquid, are you now of slime.
The Kechaimu of got to named.
And do want attendees to this Kechaimu first to quiet,
and Kechaimu do want to eat over the hot dog a became quiet.
In other words do this gluttony tournament is also in the fight against Kechaimu!
And do I want to eat more of Kechaimu everyone to the participants.
Specially from I to adventure who told me to eat the most Kechaimu, and do raise the title <ketcher>!
So, my best do!
And do I want you to note, do you do for the purpose this gluttony tournament that quell the chagrin of ketchup,
do attract a lot of Kechaimu in for that, but I'm,
if defeated on the rate at which everyone of Kechaimu digestion rate come gathered Kechaimu ..... when you've
naturally black hole occurs, everyone Shinun.
Of course I can Then resurrection,
but, curse of Kechaimu are you doing to Kowaro,
do become dyed to questions asked in Kechaimu color equipment Kechaimu that was caked on the body that everyone is wearing.
In my expected to do this color can not be taken for 2 hours, the flame as it is!
This deal is do risk is large, this is what bet as me! The gluttony tournament of desperate that do! Of course do not want to become a thing such I also do intend to make every effort so as not to be so, ,,,, But you know this moment to even now, somewhere someone'm decomposed .....

What the????? Weiiiirrrd. Kind of brightened my day though as I got a laugh from the "wtf" factor. lol I hope this might brighten someone else's day!