That's just you. Everyone else understood perfectly fine.
"Acts as if s/he'd know"

Either way your suggestions were completely wrong for the problem presented, I just needed to confirm it. We could dig even deeper into that but I'm too lazy.

Or, you could have read my first 3 posts and saved us all lots of time.
As mentioned previously, you presented the problem inadequately and your solution sucked. Which was even confirmed by your later posts.