Marriage Partner Hookup Megathread!

[Frigidchick]

What's with that with folks nowadays?

This is why I play a dude. It's like armor against creeps.
I remember playing the MES Multiplayer, and got a friend request. I'm thinking: Sweet! Someone thinks I'm badass, and wants me as a friend to play MP with!

He asked to hear my voice in one message, so I responded with voice chat: "Yeah, I'm a chick. So? Wanna start some Multiplayer?"

His voice response was him stating that he was got off on my voice, and wanted me to send him pictures of my feet.

..........I cannot make this sh** up!

Needless to say that was the LAST time I ever accepted Friend Requests on XBox Live.

So, no voice chat with dudes. Despite having a female alt on Marlboro:


Potential EB partners will be dealing with this guy:

[Twilite]

@Mhikail: Of course I don't agree with acting like that.

frgidchick: I laughed at that..I've seen something similar happen to an old friend back in FFXI in LS chat. Once the guy saw her picture(she was open with her looks, etc), he proceeded to say things that I can't mention here. Needless to say he was booted out of the LS in record time.

But so not to single out my fellow men, I have personally met my fair share of some really strange women...

[Leep]

It seems to me meeting a kindred female spirit is a harrowing experience for some individuals. :|

[Krissey]

I'm on the great impossible quest of finding a FEMALE Roegadyn on mateus to marry. Ultimately, we all know this is a lost cause though.

[Mhikail]

@Mhikail: Of course I don't agree with acting like that.

frgidchick: I laughed at that..I've seen something similar happen to an old friend back in FFXI in LS chat. Once the guy saw her picture(she was open with her looks, etc), he proceeded to say things that I can't mention here. Needless to say he was booted out of the LS in record time.

But so not to single out my fellow men, I have personally met my fair share of some really strange women...

I did too.
I had a female Au Ra [I believe to of been a guy] tell me to remove my panties and said I looked hot.
I have the screenie but I'm not sure if I can post it or not because of the panties thing., would edit out names.
But I was dying of laughter. It's was random too. xD! Inb4 she's a futa.
You're going to find weirdies all over the world, no matter who they are.

[Voltron_HD]

I got hit on in Steps. This was my reaction:

Person doing the hitting on: Hey babe, your hot. wanna talk?

Me: Good going buddy, Ima guy.

Person: teleports

Me: initiates trade: *cancels teleport* Your not getting away that easily, quotes iconic Silence of the lambs scene.

Person: begins to run away

Me: Emotes bursting with laughter

Its those small victories that make the world go round.

[Frigidchick]

@Mhikail:
But so not to single out my fellow men, I have personally met my fair share of some really strange women...

Well, that can't be helped.
We're women: we're genetically destined to be strange.
We're happy, sad, angry, maternal, selfish, homicidal, mediating, spiteful, docile, nympho-maniacal, frigid, sleepy, and hyped usually all at the same time--- sometimes, while medicated, drunk or high.

It's a miracle we don't spontaneously explode when exposed to air.

We are -straight up-- a sexy container of Nitroglycerin rolling down a flight of stairs.... in the sun.

On behalf of most women: I am sorry.

XD ....No, I'm not!!

***runs off flailing arms like a chicken: woo-wooo-wooo....***

[Arixtotle]

Somehow I have been lucky and have never encountered a really creepy person who sexually harassed me. I mean, I had a lot of guy friends in WoW but none of them did anything that went all the way to creepy or harassing. I've also never been randomly messaged or flirted with.

Here in FFXIV I started off as a FemRoe so I think that put people off. Not my intention but it was a nice benefit to having a FemRoe. Now I'm male Au Ra just cause I think he looks awesome not to hide the fact that I have boobs. I also haven't noticed any changes in how people react to me yet. But then again, I mostly interact with people in my LS who know my sex so eh?

PS. In WoW I had female toons and male toons and it was the ODDEST thing to join a group on a male toon with 4 other male toons because the guys would act SO differently. Like fart jokes and they were just more relaxed about saying shit. It was interesting because it seems that men put on a front for women just as much as women do for men.

[Krissey]

Here in FFXIV I started off as a FemRoe so I think that put people off.

What? Female Roes are the most attractive females in the game and it's depressing that you race changed.

I'll be single forever because only 3 people in the game play female Roegadyn and none of them are on a small Podunk server like Mateus.

[Frigidchick]

I'll be single forever because only 3 people in the game play female Roegadyn and none of them are on a small Podunk server like Mateus.

Honestly, I find the Roe males more attractive than the females, but I digress.

I've seen plenty of EB'd Roe males/females in the YouTube videos and screenshots on Tumblr. You'll get one.

I say put out a shout/yell in Mateus and see what happens. An EB request can't be half as annoying as those RMT sellers' tells.