Marriage Partner Hookup Megathread!

[Lacan]

think it's been explained pretty well, maybe you're cool with it doesn't mean 99.9999% of the other people are. Honestly, why question the intent of the thread? It exists as it is and in general for the purpose of making a bond with another person which even females prefer to be of the opposite sex.

All you're really doing is just obnoxiously pushing your own thought process. lol.

I'm just saying it is pretty shady to advertise yourself as "looking for friends" when you're obviously looking for something more than that. Otherwise why get so curious about the other person's RL genitals? :v And you've already got girls reporting being harassed in here just for giving their discord out.

At least be upfront about what you want rather than trying to lure people in under the pretense of friendship. Don't make me get my spray bottle out.

[Lacan]

like 20 people just explained it to you, also nothing you said hasn't been said a few minutes ago. Go spray yourself. This isn't the white knight thread, get off your high horse.

I could break it down but everything you just said it littered with your own preconceptions and is basically ridiculous and lacks a basic understanding of how relationships work/begin.

my relationship didn't begin by telling someone I was looking for friends with specific genitals in a thread on a message board. :v

[NintendoAnimeFan]

my relationship didn't begin by telling someone I was looking for friends with specific genitals in a thread on a message board. :v

Ok, and that's your situation. Not everyone's relationships begin the same way yours did. To think they do, is narrow-minded and foolish.

Just because you think it must be a certain way, doesn't mean it has to be.

[Mahoukenshi]

I'm just saying it is pretty shady to advertise yourself as "looking for friends" when you're obviously looking for something more than that. Otherwise why get so curious about the other person's RL genitals? :v And you've already got girls reporting being harassed in here just for giving their discord out.

At least be upfront about what you want rather than trying to lure people in under the pretense of friendship. Don't make me get my spray bottle out.

Dude, contrary to what you believe or try to persude yourself to be, you are NOT the chivalrous white knight in shining armor. You are not impressing anyone with "Don't make me get my spray bottle out."

[Lacan]

Dude, contrary to what you believe or try to persude yourself to be, you are NOT the chivalrous white knight in shining armor. You are not impressing anyone with "Don't make me get my spray bottle out."

I'm gay, i'm not trying to impress any of your waifus and/or steal them. I just don't like people getting harassed. :v Hence why I'm not shy about using the spray bottle if need be.

[Lacan]

No one thinks you're trying to impress them, just that you're trying to present yourself as an ally of women and the rest of the people posting here as dirty forum people focused on harassing women if they post here. Which you are.

Example: acting like women can't figure out that someone or something may be shady, I'm pretty sure they can manage without you.

*spritz spritz*

[NintendoAnimeFan]

*spritz spritz*

You're only reinforcing Zsplash's point with your "spritzing"