90K connection issues when playing FFXIV

[Avesa]

ISP:
Rogers, Canada.

Type of Internet Connection:
Hybrid Fiber. Hard line. I tested with wi-fi to see if it reproduced the same errors. It did.

Internet Connection Speed:
150mbit down 15mbit up.

Date & Time:
EST - multiple times over multiple days/weeks.

Frequency:
Always. Every time I log in, it doesn't matter what time. It has occurred as frequently as once every 30-45 minutes after log in to between an hour or two. Usually up to 5-10 times within a 6-8 hour period or more.
A majority of the time it's error 90002, which allows me to immediately log back in unless the server is full. Most of the time the server is full. Much less frequently it's error 90000, followed by error 3102.

I feel it's important to mention the majority of this problem began with the implementation of patch 2.4. I had errors before, but never at this severity.
It tends to happen noticeably more often between 7pm EST and 1am EST.

Character Name:
Avesa Iseth

World:
Balmung


Area and Coordinates:
The Goblet. Lavender Beds. Mist. Syrcus Tower. The Second Coil of Bahamut turns 1-4, Every single Expert duty. The Striking Tree (Extreme) and The Akh Afah Amphitheatre (Extreme). High Level Roulette, Low Level Roulette, Expert Roulette, Main Scenario Roulette, Trial Roulette. Miscellaneous zones in La Noscea, Thanalan, The Black Shroud. Coerthas and Mor Dhona.

...Suffice it to say everywhere?


Party or Solo:
Solo, 2-man party, 4-man party, 8-man party, 24-man alliance.

NPC Name:
None.

Monster Name:
That would be an EXTREMELY long list and outside the span of my memory. But just as often I am not in combat at all when it occurs. Such as when I'm crafting, conversing or idling.

In-Game Time:
This has happened probably around 75-100 times. I honestly cannot say I was looking at the in-game clock, but it's been at all hours.

Steps:
Most of the time I am healing as either Scholar or White Mage, but the same error reproduces no matter what job I am currently set to. Doing anything from The Second Coil of Bahamut to other miscellaneous duties. It has occured also while I've done Treasure Maps, Ixal Beast Tribe quests, and Battlecraft Leves (of all levels) or while participating in FATEs and The Hunt in multiple zones. So far as I have seen it has nothing to do with what I'm doing at the time, as it happens regardless of what I'm doing in far too many different situations to be pinpointed to one particular thing.
It has also happened multiple times while crafting, losing me considerable amounts of gil in lost crafting materials.
I only have two macros that I use:

/macroicon Raise

/p Raising <t>. <se.7>

/ac Swiftcast <me>

/ac Raise <mo>

/ac Raise <t>

/wait 1.5

/ac Raise <mo>

/ac Raise <t>

And for my Scholar:

/macroicon Resurrection

/p Raising <t>. <se.7>

/ac Swiftcast <me>

/ac Resurrection <mo>

/ac Resurrection <t>

/wait 1.5

/ac Resurrection <mo>

/ac Resurrection <t>

There have been no error messages aside from the ones already stated.

PC Specs
-=-=-=-=- System Information -=-=-=-=-
SYSTEM_OS Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.130104-1431)
SYSTEM_CPU Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3630QM CPU @ 2.40GHz (8 CPUs), ~2.4GHz
SYSTEM_CORE_NUM SYSTEM_CORE_LOGIC 8 SYSTEM_CORE_PHYSICS 4
SYSTEM_BIOS InsydeH2O Version 03.72.24A11
SYSTEM_LANGUAGE English (Regional Setting: English)
SYSTEM_MEMORY 22478.359MB
SYSTEM_VIRTUAL_MEMORY 2047.875MB
SYSTEM_PAGE_FILE 44954.906MB
SYSTEM_STORAGE C:\ SYSTEM_HARDDISK_DRIVE SYSTEM_TOTALDISC_SPACE 223.471GB SYSTEM_FREEDISC_SPACE 82.542GB
SYSTEM_STORAGE F:\ SYSTEM_HARDDISK_DRIVE SYSTEM_TOTALDISC_SPACE 423.711GB SYSTEM_FREEDISC_SPACE 112.258GB
SYSTEM_STORAGE G:\ SYSTEM_HARDDISK_DRIVE SYSTEM_TOTALDISC_SPACE 507.700GB SYSTEM_FREEDISC_SPACE 147.813GB
SYSTEM_STORAGE H:\ SYSTEM_HARDDISK_DRIVE SYSTEM_TOTALDISC_SPACE 0.098GB SYSTEM_FREEDISC_SPACE 0.060GB
SYSTEM_DIRECTX_VERSION DirectX 11
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660M
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DEVICE \\.\DISPLAY1
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_CHIP GeForce GTX 660M
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_MAKER NVIDIA
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_VRAM 1990.688 MB
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_SHARED_VRAM 2048.309 MB
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DAC Integrated RAMDAC
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DISPLAY_MODE 1920 x 1080 (32 bit) (60Hz)
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER nvd3dumx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvwgf2umx.dll,nvd3dum,nvwgf2um,nvwgf2um
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_VERSION 9.18.0013.3182
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_DATE 14/11/2013 6:58:09 AM
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English 3.0
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_PIXEL_SHADER 3.0
SYSTEM_GRAPHICS_VERTEX_TEXTURE SYSTEM_SUPPORT
SYSTEM_SOUND Speakers (Sound Blaster Recon3Di)
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_ID {24F6A0A1-0D6B-458C-9BE9-D541A8A55321}
SYSTEM_SOUND_DEVICE_NAME cthda.sys
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_VERSION 6.00.0100.2033
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_LANGUAGE English
SYSTEM_SOUND_DRIVER_DATE 27/03/2012 5:58:10 PM
SYSTEM_INPUT {6F1D2B60-D5A0-11CF-BFC7444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 3 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 5 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {6F1D2B61-D5A0-11CF-BFC7444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME Keyboard
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 128 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {67247C10-0378-11E3-8001444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME USB Gaming Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 3 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {6781B740-0378-11E3-8002444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME USB Gaming Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 768 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {67A5E110-0378-11E3-8003444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME USB Gaming Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {67B26430-0378-11E3-8004444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME USB Gaming Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
SYSTEM_INPUT {68B184B0-0378-11E3-8005444553540000}
SYSTEM_INPUT_NAME USB Gaming Mouse
SYSTEM_INPUT_REMARKS SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_AXIS 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_BUTTON 0 SYSTEM_GAMEPAD_FOV 0
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Laptop Model Name: Alienware
Laptop Model Number: M17x R4.


I've taken steps such as application forwarding, port forwarding, trying alternate DNS servers, updating (and downgrading) audio, GPU and internet drivers, trying different versions of DirectX, un-installing and re-installing the FFXIV client and testing the connection on an entirely different system. Nothing has alleviated the problem and it's now becoming a serious issue insofar as going through coil with my progression group. Or...well pretty much doing anything. I've exhausted every option I could think of.

It's coming close to rendering the game unplayable at times. I know you guys have a lot to handle, but the sooner this is addressed the sooner you'll have a very happy customer.

If there's any more information I can provide, please advise me.

Thanks!