Golden Saucer - Item Requests

[HakuroDK]

Heya! So Golden Saucer is coming in 2.5. What kinds of items would you want to see for sale for GP (Golden Points)?

Here are some things I'd personally like.

Furniture

"A Golden Day" -> A Potrait of the Gold Saucer.
Stuffed Sultana -> A stuffed doll resembling Nanamo ul Namo.
Stuffed General -> A stuffed doll resembling Raubahn
Stuffed Seedseer -> A stuffed doll resembling Kan-e-Senna
Stuffed Admiral -> A stuffed doll resembling Merlwyb.

Armor:

Blackjack Gambler -> Gear inspired by Setzer from FFVI.
Fortune Moogle -> Gear inspired by Cait Sith from FFVII
Train Enthusiast -> Gear inspired by Selphie from FFVIII
Star Athlete -> Gear inspired by Wakka from FFX
Heads or Tails -> Gear inspired by Sazh from FFXIII
Royal Flush -> Original gear inspired by clothing worn by casino dealers.

Weapons:

Original casino-themed weapons, silver and gold with motifs of Red Diamonds, Red Hearts, Black Clubs, and Black Spades.
Buster Sword -> Weapon inspired by Cloud from FFVII
The Emperor's New Cestus -> Original weapon design which makes PGL/MNK fist weapons invisible.

Chocobo Items:

Golden Apple -> Causes a Chocobo's feathers to change plumage to metallic gold.
Silver Apple -> Causes a Chocobo's feathers to change plumage to metallic silver.
White Apple -> Causes a Chocobo's feathers to change plumage to pure white.
Black Apple -> Causes a Chocobo's feathers to change plumage to jet black.
Dead Pepper -> Grants a Chocobo the chance to grant you random items while summoned.
Chocobo Training Manual I -> Doubles the amount of EXP a Chocobo attains for 12 Hours (Max. 100000)
Chocobo Training Manual II -> Doubles the amount of EXP a Chocobo attains for 12 Hours (Max. 500000)
Eorzea.
Fortune Harness -> Casino-themed harness for chocobos.

[ErikMynhier]

You had me at "Emperor's New Cestus".

Also we need a Tiffa AC outfit for my wife she says.

[coldreactive]

Furniture

• Royal Throne - Ever wanted to live like a sultana? Well, we did too!
• Royal Chair - Gold Plated Chairs with crimson red pillow-soft seating.
• Golden Crust - Perfect for mansion walls that want to live life to the fullest. (Wards from Magicks)
• Golden Chandelier - Multi-level chandelier that has various platforms glowing with golden and divine light.
• Magitek Playing Cards - They slightly glimmer when the lights are out. Encrypted with a special hash to make each one unique.

Armor

• Belle of the Ball [Torso] - Regal Attire for those wanting to be the best woman of the ball. (Female Only)
• Belle of the Ball [Head] - Regal Mask for those wanting to be the best woman of the ball. (Female Only)
• Jack of all Jacks [Torso] - Regal Attire for those wanting to be the best man of the ball. (Male Only)
• Jack of all Jacks [Head] - Regal Mask for those wanting to be the best man of the ball. (Male Only)
• Moogle Suit - Kupo! Kupp Kupopo! Kuppo! (Cannot Equip Gear to hands, feet.)
• Tonberry Suit - ... (Cannot Equip Gear to hands, feet.)
• Succubus' Desire - Attire made for those with desire and lust burning in their hearts and their very souls. Side-effects include stealing souls and corrupting people. (Female Only)
• Imp Hat - For those with mischievous tricks up their... noses.
• Royal Subligar - Glistening gold and velvet that protects your family jewels. (Male Only)
• Magitek Visor - A pair of sleek universal light-blocking glasses that won't let your betting enemies know what you're thinking.
• Magitek Paper Suit - A Full suit of magitek armor fashioned out of paper/etc. that kids would use to play with.

Weapons

• Casino-Themed: Spades, Hearts, etc. As mentioned in the opening-post.
• Augmented Casino-Themed: Spades, hearts, etc. But with small magitek lights around the edges that turn on/off in a pattern.
• Gold Plated Default/Vintage Starting Weapons - Now they're actually useful... for warding against magicks.
• Aetheryte Weapons - Take your enemies' souls with you wherever you go!

Other

• Thav. Onion Seeds
• Regal Pepper Seed - Raises Chocobo Speed By 1, Bitter and Hot (Cannot Be Planted) (Chocobo Race Stats cannot exceed Race Level in Total)
• Hard Pepper Seed - Raises Chocobo Stamina By 1, Stale and Sweet (Cannot Be Planted) (Chocobo Race Stats cannot exceed Race Level in Total)
• Twisted Pepper Seed - Raises Chocobo Handling By 1, Textured and Mild (Cannot Be Planted) (Chocobo Race Stats cannot exceed Race Level in Total)
• Clearvine Pepper - Removes all Chocobo Racing Stat Allocations, Textured and Cold.
• VIP Card - Allows Access to the VIP Lounge and Hard Mode Betting Areas. (Maximum Golden Points Required.) (Bypasses Normal Mode Fees and Taxes)
• Chocobo Tip Dyes - Allows changing colors of the chocobo tip colors only. Must re-apply after changing plumage.
• Mini Halicarnassus - Some say she followed you out when you defeated her in Haukke Manor. Others say, it was destiny for you to meet. She has this uncanny knack for wanting to hug and kiss you. She gets jealous whenever you talk to anyone. She's a mystery to all, and you can hear faint whispers of lust every now and then.
• Mini Gold Magitek Reaper - It dazzles, it shines, it wows your friends! It's everything you could ever want in a golden mass of metal!
• Mini Magitek Hand - It slices, it dices! It'll shake your hand too! Just remember to wear protection.

[DefendPopPunk]

Consolation prize for losing any minigame: tissue.

[Elim]

Cardboard box to live in after you gamble your house away.

[Nel_Celestine]

Cardboard box to live in after you gamble your house away.

needs to be portable! as in /cardboardbox and suddenly your Character is sitting inside a small box looking super depressed

[coldreactive]

How about a cardboard box armor set that has "GUNDAM" written on the torso?

[Jynx]

Cardboard boxes: not for the homeless anymore.

[Nel_Celestine]

How about a cardboard box armor set that has "GUNDAM" written on the torso?

Sadly copy-right laws outside of Japan would exclude that D=

[Elim]

needs to be portable! as in /cardboardbox and suddenly your Character is sitting inside a small box looking super depressed

The /cry emote should automatically activate every 40 seconds you're in your /cardboardbox.

I'm not sure if this is sad or funny anymore.