Why can't I get support?

[Vorpal_Spork]

Vorpal, your post was read and responded to based on what you posted (or, rather what you haven't posted). And your demeanor is more likely to get you suspended then any manner of assistance. You may want to take a breather and be thankful someone actually tried to give you help instead.

He didn't try to help me, he tried to criticize me without even reading my post.

For the most part these forums are user-to-user support--this is one of them. These forums are a separate entity of sorts from the support portal, mostly for the purpose of users helping users to find solutions.

So why did customer support tell me to come here for something other players clearly can't help me with? WTF?! Just goes to prove my point about how retarded Square customer support is.

There are however specific ones for reporting bugs... that is where Woggers is trying to direct you.

For someone trying to direct me somewhere his post is suspiciously devoid of links or forum names. How exactly is he trying to direct me? Telepathy?

You said in your original post to check the tickets that you posted. No such posts have been made here for us to check. Like Woggers, I checked your post history and you have not submitted a proper support request at the forums.

And like woggers you clearly didn't read my post. I said support tickets, not forum threads. I submitted one through the in-game bug report feature and the other through the customer support form on the website. Nowhere did I say anything at all about a forum post.

If you are talking about tickets you submitted through the portal, those cannot be accessed via the forums--you would need to be using the contact options available through the portal for someone to do that.

This post wasn't meant for you. Since my e-mail from Square said to come here, I obviously thought square would answer me here, especially since my problem is one it's clearly impossible for another user to help with.

Until you can provide some specifics on the issue here

I already have. You'd know that if you read my post.