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A dire message from Bomby-Bomb-Omb king of the so called "Bombards"

Dear residents of Eorzea, in the past day you have committed unrelenting acts of genocide against our peoples. We understand you are most likely jealous of our ferocious hotness and realize your Miqo'te can't compare to our searing hot Bombard women. However, we urge you to reconsider your war against our kind.

We are a peaceful race, and while we may gobble up everything in our path, it is only because we are hungry. Who doesn't get the munchies once in a while? We have seen what you have done to the marmot population, splitting up families and killing 1000s of their kind in some twisted plot to eradicate the Gridanian forests of cuteness. However, our cuteness burns brightly! No matter how much you taunt us with disgusting poses, seductive dances, or cruel waves, you will never extinguish the flames in our hearts! We shall resist you no matter how many of our kind you ignite into ashes!

From what we have heard, your acts of aggression over the past year have even driven the fluffy Phurbles into hiding and near extinction. Many have resorted to employing thousands of moles to guard the last of their kind deep within caves. And what of the poor sheep of the La Noscean Plains? What noble creature could live with the slaughter of thousands of innocent fluffy cuddly white lambs? No... this madness must end at once.

I urge all Eorzeans to take up the way of peace, and to end this genocide against our kind and all other peaceful creatures of Eorezea.

Signed, Bomby-Bomb-Omb king of the so called "Bombards"
Letter written by Chinga Chonga, Lalafell resident of Bomby-Bomb-Omb's stomach.