It's ridiculous that I can't do over a thousand damage per Auto-Attack! I can't even pull off those kinds of numbers on a crit! You went and buffed Black Mage, and now I can never get a party! Ever since this indirect nerf, my life has been ruined! Even Lalafells walk up and /laugh at me when they see I'm a MNK! Please, SE! Buff MNK!
Well, it seems like one of these topics has been made in GD for every other job, so why not Monk?
PS: If you got this far without figuring it out, it's a joke~