Front lines: Grand Company stereotypes?

[Brianmj]

Maelstrom: just way too strong. "Oh shit, we're 400 points down! Kill everyone twice". The GC then proceeds to have what appears to be two parties at every fucking location. At the Manors. Outside the Serpent preparation den. At the Serpent Outpost. At the Heliodrome. If you're in this GC's fov, and they're in kill mode, their Whms will charge at you, as if whatever action they take is done with total impunity. Ofcourse swiftcast - sleep is next, followed by you being Fluid Aura into the horde. The horde then eviscerates you with deft swiftneess.

Whenever I see a Lalafell in full Syrcus gear sprinting towards me and that distinctive swiftcast sound goes off, I just silently cry inside.

[Brianmj]

Twin Adder - the headless chicken. This is typical alliance chat:

Adder#1: a and c send lb for mid
Tree hugger from c: we dont have lb
Tree hugger from a: nothing but bards on our team
Unnamed Adder#1: why are the flames and mael at our op?
Unnamed Adder#2: do you see the square above the healers heads? That doesn't mean ignore them
Dejected Adder: where's our healer?
Lonewolf Healer Adder:[in Wolverine's voice] I go where I wanna go
Blm Adder to Smn Adder: don't bane your dots after I sleep them you idiot
Angry Adder: DRG plz don't use our lb2 on a mnk