The amount of exaggeration in this thread is ridiculous.

I've been aggroed in the mines when the duty pops. It is not difficult at all to pop sprint and find a corner within 45 seconds.

My girlfriend's power supply died so I had to replace it with an old one and swap her graphics card with a dinosaur as a temporary band aid. PS3 players get better load times than she does, but she never misses a queue.

TL;DR - this is getting ridiculous