Have you ever talked to a person with no gaming experience about FFXIV?

[Violyre]

Time for a fun thread! Have you ever had a conversation with someone about FFXIV that has no idea what you're talking about? It's all in good fun.

I have a co-worker that sits at the exit door, so I pass her every night when I leave. She asks if I have plans for when I get home, and sometimes I say things other than "going to play games." Like tonight...

Me: I'm off to go kill King Moggle Mog XII!
Co-worker: Who?
Me: *shows a picture*
Co-worker: Aww, he's adorable! Why would you want to kill him?
Me: He's evil.
Co-worker: that's not a good enough reason!
Me: If he lives, the world will be destroyed.
Co-worker: let it be destroyed then! He's too cute!

I was also once told that I should respect my elders when I showed her Ramuh and said I was going to kill him. I even pointed out he challenged me first and she held her ground!

What kind of stories do you have? Remember, it's for only the ones that both people are having fun!

[NargaHuntress]

Mom and chocobos

Me- *playing frontlies*
Mom- *comes in my room* hey take a pic of me
me- after this match *mounts chocobo
Mom- O_O WTF IS THAT THING!
me- my chicken
Mom- why are you on a chicken! And why is it so dam big!
Me- well technically its called a chocobo and its the primary mount of this land eorzea!
Mom- why! Dont they got horse's?
Me- not primary mount of the land....
Mom- awwww it looks so tired!
Me- i doubt it
Mom- get off the chicken right now!
Me- but i need to get to the dome!
Mom- off!
Me- *dismount chocobo*._.
Mom- now what are you doing
me- *mounts fat chocobo*
Mom- OMFG! That poor thing! Get off it!
Me- *facedesk*

Apparently im a chicken racest. :/

[CGMidlander]

Time for a fun thread! Have you ever had a conversation with someone about FFXIV that has no idea what you're talking about? It's all in good fun.

I have a co-worker that sits at the exit door, so I pass her every night when I leave. She asks if I have plans for when I get home, and sometimes I say things other than "going to play games." Like tonight...

Me: I'm off to go kill King Moggle Mog XII!
Co-worker: Who?
Me: *shows a picture*
Co-worker: Aww, he's adorable! Why would you want to kill him?
Me: He's evil.
Co-worker: that's not a good enough reason!
Me: If he lives, the world will be destroyed.
Co-worker: let it be destroyed then! He's too cute!

But the Moogles are cute, kupo!

[ZhycranaDranix]

Me:Baby look at this douche healer that won't heal me cause I won't speed run
Her: Why does he want to run in the first place shouldn't you enjoy the game ...... -___-
Me: Yeah, but it's not for enjoyment it's for the expirence
Her: Wouldn't you want to expirence enjoyment while playing the game ?
Me: *Facepalm .....forget it anyways I'll heal myself , this tank can (I was PLD)
Her: Aren't Tanks for shooting other tanks....and why are there Tanks in Narnia anyways


*leaves room

[Cyrus-Wallace]

Brother: Wow, what game is that?
Me: Final Fantasy FOURTEEN.
Brother: 14?!?! Oh sh---
Me: Yeah, remember when we played FFI back in 1996? well, there're like 4839048390 more titles.
Brother: 14...

[Darki]

Me:Baby look at this douche healer that won't heal me cause I won't speed run
Her: Why does he want to run in the first place shouldn't you enjoy the game ...... -___-
Me: Yeah, but it's not for enjoyment it's for the expirence
Her: Wouldn't you want to expirence enjoyment while playing the game ?
Me: *Facepalm .....forget it anyways I'll heal myself , this tank can (I was PLD)
Her: Aren't Tanks for shooting other tanks....and why are there Tanks in Narnia anyways


*leaves room

Narnia! lmao

[Yamimarik]

Me: ♫ "Good King Moggle Mog, Good King Mog! Lord of all the land (Kupo!) Good King Moggle Mog, Good King Mog, Rules with iron hand, Good King Moggle Mog, Good King Mog, Leads the brave and true! Good King Moggle Mog Good King Mog! Now come along and meet his trusty crew! Kupta Kapa will clip your tuft split your hairs and ruffle your fluff! Kupti Koop will throw you for a loop brave a wall of whiskers to find his troop! Kupli Kipp is sly yet sweet he'll tickle your nose and tickle your feet Jolly Kogi's eye for fu...." ♫

Aunt: What on earth do you have me listening to right now?
Me: Just a song about moogles...
Aunt: Is that from a musical? You really should be in one of those I love how you have different voices for different parts!
Me: No (lol) it's not a musical, it's from Final Fantasy: ARR online. An online game.
Aunt: Oh, well it's cute! It should be a musical!
Me: hah... that would be interesting.

[Noshpan]

I keep having to remind my family that I CANNOT PAUSE AN MMO WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOSS FIGHT. There is no pause button. Things will attack me if I'm not in a safe spot while afk. And they never seem to get that.

[Crimson-Falcon]

joined Ramuh EX party

my father: what the hell with that singer screaming for?

me : its Ramuh song

my father: even if its a song why she scream like her son has died? DOH look at that beard i can dry my hands in it

me: Ramuh always had a beard like this

my father: if santa knew about this he will quit

LOL

[HumsterMKX]

my father: even if its a song why she scream like her son has died? DOH look at that beard i can dry my hands in it

LOL

You should have warn him about the Static charges in that beard